[Intro (Obie Trice)]
"Obie Trice/Real Name No Gimmicks"
[Refrain 1]
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
[Repeat Refrain 1]
[Refrain 2]
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back...
[Verse 1]
I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to
See Marshall no more they want Shady I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a shock
When I get shocked at the hospital by the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating
You waited this long now stop debating 'cause I'm back
I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem's complicating
So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV but it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that
Cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits
Fuck you Debbie!
[Chorus X2]
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
[Verse 2]
Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners, helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionary, vision is scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin' the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask, in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass
You ask for me?
Well I'm back [batman sound]
Fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I'm gonna
Enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing, "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents, my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
[Chorus X2]
[Verse 3]
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with
Anybody who's talking this and that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You 36 year old bald-headed fag blow me
You don't know me, you're too old let go
Its over, nobody listens to techno
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do Black Music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
There's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'd be so empty without me
[Chorus X2]
(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la) [X2] "Kids"
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